Friday, June 3, 2016

Butt Sex is Next

There is something in your eye
It is my finger.
Yes.
I am actually poking you in the eye.
Yep, in the eye.

Why, oh why, the eye? Because you suck.
It seemed uncomfortable enough not to hurt you
Weird enough for you to remember for the rest of your life
Maybe every time you touch your face
Or blink your beautiful stupid eyes.

Other physical pain may have been more enjoyable
But I am a lover not a fighter
So let’s try butt sex next.
Only because I love you
And want you to cry a little. 

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